
COMING JANUARY, 2027
In the quiet, rural heartland of North America, a sudden outbreak of illness strikes a tight-knit farming community. Local health officials initially mistake the violent symptoms for a standard outbreak of cyclosporiasis. However, the situation quickly turns catastrophic as anyone who consumes the local lettuce harvest falls terminally ill, leading to an unprecedented wave of agonizing deaths. With the local infrastructure overwhelmed, authorities enforce a strict quarantine, burying the infected in a makeshift, mass cemetery. But the horror does not end beneath the soil. Fueled by the contaminated remains, mutant heads of lettuce erupt from the burial trenches, spreading across the landscape like a lush, deceptively ordinary farm field. Soon, these vicious, leafy organisms mutate into bloodthirsty monsters, rising from the earth to wreak leafy havoc and slaughter the remaining survivors in a hilarious, gore-filled fight for survival.